June 2012
So apparently we’re not going out tonight since there’s a hockey game on… really no big deal but right now I have too much Hiddlesworth/Thorloki fic open and I don’t even know where to start…
How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:
Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Steve Jobs(Apple founder) and Bill Gates just...
randomness-is-epic:
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May 2012
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“Britney Spears can’t sing like you, but she will go further than you, because...”
– Mary J Blige (to Christina Aguilera)
