stunningpicture:

I got bored and turned on the motion detection on our nanny cam and set it email my wife while she’s at work tonight. Then I dressed up in an old Halloween mask and set my plan into motion. My ear is still bleeding from her phone call. But yet I can’t wait to buy more masks.

cinemaspam:

Twist the bones and bend the back
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Trim him of his baby fat
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Give him fur black as black

Just like This

oops-she-did-it-again:

remember britney and her clones?

oops-she-did-it-again.tumblr.com

princeowl:

what the hell r u doing unfollowing me while im asleep that is disrespectful

precumming:

The Ford Fiesta looks a lot like Yoshi

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zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

my mom said dinner was ready and i went downstairs and it wasnt even ready im sick of all the lies 

entwistle:

if I had to contact like….my 6th grade self, it would go somewhat like this.

myhotpapi:

http://myhotpapi.tumblr.com/archive

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